We need to rekindle our bromance
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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