i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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