Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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