? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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