Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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