Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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