he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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