I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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