I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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