i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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