that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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