I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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