I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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