The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This gyro tastes like lonliness
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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