is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
