So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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