Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Terrible idea I love it
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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