no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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