Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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