I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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