totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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