addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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