I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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