He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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