I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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