I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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