Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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