Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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