This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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