i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We got so high we made milksteak
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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