Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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