South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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