I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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