what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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