you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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