Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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