this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
then he tried to convert me to islam
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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