I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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