got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
two words...techno handjob
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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