Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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