from now on my penis is your penis
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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