I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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