Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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