i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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