when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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