I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
