everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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