how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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