porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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