After last night, I could never be a politician.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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