Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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