I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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